Comments | ninenchtool: uh oh

ninenchtool

uh oh

Nov 02, 2006 19:15

I was drunk last night. Raquel told me that I stuck a q-tip in my pee-hole, but I don't remember doing it. All I know is that it hurts like a motherfucker when I take a piss now. What kind of painkiller do you use for that?

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refrazing your entry rhubarbrapini November 3 2006, 00:22:42 UTC

"I was drunk last night." Should have read "I was RETARDED last night..." we all point and laugh, including the cat...

Advil

Re: refrazing your entry ninenchtool November 3 2006, 01:48:53 UTC

Blah...., obviously I didn't write this.

Of course, the obvious answer... daq42 November 3 2006, 00:40:41 UTC

More alcohol. That way you will have to pee, and then when you pee, you'll know whether or not you need to drink more alcohol if it still hurts when you pee. Repeat until it doesn't hurt to pee anymore. Or until you pass out. Which ever happens first.

Wait, what? Q-Tip?

Re: Of course, the obvious answer... daq42 November 3 2006, 00:53:50 UTC

i didn't know ant was that special

~dale

Re: Of course, the obvious answer... ninenchtool November 3 2006, 01:50:07 UTC

Blah..., Only as special as the alcohol makes me.

Re: Of course, the obvious answer... ninenchtool November 3 2006, 01:49:30 UTC

I'll keep that in mind...

Next time I'm in pain for whatever reason.

ninenchtool November 3 2006, 01:24:47 UTC

Wow..., I guess I had this one comming....

Bastards....

devlocke November 3 2006, 03:15:32 UTC

Good god, man.

Oh well, as long as you weren't driving. :)

ninenchtool November 3 2006, 04:01:23 UTC

This didn't happen...............

rhubarbrapini November 3 2006, 05:43:50 UTC

are you sure ant this does sound like something you might attemt drunk.

decrepitmasses November 3 2006, 18:41:14 UTC

*Then if not you, who is the mysterious scribe?...Hrmmm...

*Cheers.