It may be necessary for me to read the Fountainhead again.

Immediately.

My book has come back from the printer already. Allegra took almost a week last time. Go figure.

Today I made the mistake of wearing a red shirt and khakis into Target. I was on my way out when a woman tried, and failed, to flag me down. Now she's mad at an employee who doesn't exist.

I hope she complained to the manager.

Having now watched every episode of Pushing Daisies I may now have to find and destroy the executive for ABC who decided not to bring it back.

On the radio at work I've heard ads for the "environmentally friendly" pesticide. I don't remember the name. But come on. It kills bugs. Bugs are part of the environment. The environment isn't whatever the hell you want it to be. I am extremely bothered that these ads can still run because it really means that nobody else has noticed.

This weekend beat the living hell out of me ( Read more... )

DETROIT (AP) - Detroit police say a woman was accidentally hit by a chair swung by Ducks general manager Bob Murray after Anaheim's loss to the Red Wings in Game 7 of their Western Conference semifinal series ( Read more... )

If you're a man over 18 who can't spell vasectomy...

Get one.

Longest.

Day.

Ever.

The joy of a trip to the zoo > the pain of a sunburn.