Ok, so we go out to burger king after our loss to heritage christian, and there was this huge line to order, so me and a bunch of my teammates waited until no one was paying attention, and we cut almost the whole line. We were letting some ladies cut us, naturally, and out of nowhere a bunch of ladies and MRS. LENFESTY!!! start yelling at us for ( Read more... )

I bet nobody can relax better than me. I'm the best relaxer. You don't need to give me anything, and I will still be the best at relaxing. Holler back, cousin.

Happy Thanksgiving, readers. I am thankful for all of my skills, Joey, Jake, Jay, Stevebo, and more.

"Can I holler at one of those spoons?" -Stevebo...last night at steak n shake.

"Watch out for that big truck in front of us.....SLAMMING ON IT'S BRAKES!!!!!" -beej.....when he got scared.

oh my good soul. Guess what! Jake got his braces off!! He looks sooo bizarre. He looks like a whole different person. when I saw him I was like "excuse me, sir..........JAKE!!!" wow. Me and jay couldn't believe it. We were distracted alllllllllll practice. I couldn't think about anything else this whole day. He's perty good looking.

I just had my first game. I'm a starter for a high school basketball team. I had a way better game than i thought i was gunna have, which is hilarious. I got a double-double. My first game ever, and I got a double-double. I perty much made TRA history. 12 pts, 12 rbs, 1 ast. I know, it was very shocking. First minute of the game, Justin starks gets ( Read more... )

Should I braid my beard and dye it lime green?

I wanna put beads in my beard. That would be sweet, huh?

We were playing basketball today at church, and oh man. Joey and I were on different teams, and my team was trying to score. So joey steals the ball and is running as fast as he can to the hoop and somehow I caught up to him, made him miss because of my smothering defense, he gets the rebound, puts it back up, but i come out of nowhere and block ( Read more... )

Today I had no breakfast, no lunch, and no dinner until like 9. But boy did I drink a lot of tea. My family forgot to pick me up from basketball practice until 8:30. I waited for 2 and a half hours. It wasn't so bad, though. Justin and Ian talked to me. They're funny.

Everyone, I have noticed, has been talking so good about me lately. "oh he's great! he came to my party", "oh he surprised me on my birthday", "oh his musical skills are flawless", "oh he's sooooo good looking". Well, listen. Do not be fooled. those ppl are just too nice. they like saying nice things. Those things are not true. I'm sorry to ( Read more... )