This means War!

[nineweaving]

 My home has been invaded by a plague of mice, who are eating my books.  This means War!  I've had the exterminator in, and every corner is abristle with alluring poisons, springed peanut butter, and peppermint oil.  I am sorry, gentler folk.  Wee, sleekit, tim'rous, cow'ring beasties who saw-edge my first editions and chew the fringes of my

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[marycatelli]

They fired the first shot.

[nightspore]

I can't disagree.