I got my ears pierced today. I'll have pictures later, but they'll be kind of boring since I just have little studs in them (which I have to leave in for 8 weeks to make sure they don't close up, even though they should be healed up in 2 ( Read more... )

TODAY IS THE DAY!

Happy birthday to me! I am officially 21 years old as of this very moment (8:38am). :D

Send me some birthday love, people!

Tomorrow, I'll be 21! WOOT! I'm so excited!

Unfortunately, wal-mart is retarded and doesn't sell alcohol after midnight, so I can't go and exercise my right to buy it tonight. :(
I wasn't planning on getting drunk, but i don't smoke, so I didn't get to buy cigarettes when I turned 18.....figured that since I do drink on occasion, I'd buy some

In a week from today, at 8:38am, I will turn 21 years old.
I will then, by US law, be completely legal.

So.....who's going to buy me a drink? :)

Unless someone else would like to take a stab at it, I guess I'll have to write my own birthday haiku :P

I feel compelled to update because I haven't in so long, but I can't think of what to write about. :(

Any suggestions?

You Are 50% Evil
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Last night at work, a guy tried to walk out of the store with a buggy filled with $501 worth of merchandise ( Read more... )

I wrote these a couple days ago ( Read more... )

I wrote some haiku last night at work ( Read more... )

Here is a clip of me singing "What if God was One of Us" in a silly voice.

Because I am a moron.

A very bored moron.

NOTE: The link will self-destruct in seven days, so listen to me being stupid while you have the chance.