You know when you're playing the Sims, and all of their needs get so low that you can't make them do anything?

I have seven bucks in the bank, my car is leaking stuff, my hot water is broken, my boss is being a grade A asshole, my dog has fleas, there's no coffee anywhere, I keep bickering with my mom, and my house is so dirty it makes me want to ( Read more... )

Friday me and Jimmy found a stray cat in a parking lot

he's asleep on my bed now

God I'm such a pushover (I already have a cat). I named him Dell. Yes, like the computer. I bought him a collar. With a bell.

Sometimes it's hard to know that there are people you would like to be closer to, but they don't want that. And it's hard to ( Read more... )

I couldn't get the top off of my delicious v8 smoothie, so I cut a hole in the bottle

for some reason I thought this was poetic. you know open a door, watch the bird, road less spit on the stranger, blah blah

I'm very tired now.

SO here's what I learned at my freshman orientation in Auburn

1. If you're going to streak wear shoes with good traction, slipping and falling face first into the quad doesn't make you look like a cool college guy

2. Become your adviser's socially awkward little shadow. Remember, they are the only people who have a snowball's chance in hell of ( Read more... )

I watched the sun come up over the lake. And the ducks came up to the shore in pairs. And I felt special. Because I am the only person in the world to see the sunrise from that spot, on this day. And that's always going to be true. I think I'm at peace with him now. I think i've also accepted that I've been mad at him for leaving us. And maybe that ( Read more... )

I took the top off the jeep

and drove and drove and drove and drove some more. I bet I wasted 20 bucks in gas. But sometimes you need to just drive and sing ridiculously loud with the radio.

I drove by the park and thought about the capture the castle, past the lake and thought of boat parties, past the old coffee place and thought of all the ( Read more... )

                                  Portrait of a graduation...........


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I must be stopped......

in the past week I've bought two books, two bags, a shower curtain, and three shirts off eBay. I seriously think I have a problem. I need to join a support group or something.

I passed chelsea on 231 a few days ago. Then I saw David in a parking lot. It made me sort of sad, because I realized that I may never speak to them ( Read more... )

After counting the votes I found that the score was indeed tied.

So I made an executive decision. And the winner is.....


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Ok kids. Time to help out your old friend Andrea...................

For my new apartment in Auburn (ooh and ahh), which shower curtain?

Which oh which should I pick? It is quite the little problem. You have two choices:

1. The Care bears!


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