Comments | ninjacephalopod: [A pair of consenting adults have been drinking] [Audio] [Italics are Yumi]

ninjacephalopod

[A pair of consenting adults have been drinking] [Audio] [Italics are Yumi]

Oct 10, 2011 00:30

-s really sad though ya know?

Know what?

Kids today, they'll never understand, they get things too easy!

Tell me about it!

Like computers. We didn't have computers when we were kids! We did math in our heads, on our hands.

Yeah!

And porn! You know where I saw my first naked woman?

[Snort giggle] No, no I don't!

In a magazine I found on the side of the road ( Read more... )

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Audio kazumaking October 10 2011, 06:31:34 UTC

... sensei... are you drunk... ?

Re: Audio ninjacephalopod October 10 2011, 06:33:17 UTC

*Hic*

What? Don't be silly!

*Sniff sniff sip*

Of coarse.

Audio kazumaking October 10 2011, 06:35:12 UTC

[sighs]

Do I need to come get you?

Re: Audio ninjacephalopod October 10 2011, 07:06:00 UTC

Pffft Boy I've sailed through sudden tsunami's with more drink then this in me! I'll bring this boat ta shore no problem!

We're not at see Mansuke! [Cackles]

Really? The floor's moving just like we're on the water!

We're just down the street [giggle hiccup]

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this comment is not here. snakeconstrict October 10 2011, 06:35:16 UTC

[ brb, hiding for life. ]

gottafindexit October 10 2011, 06:36:43 UTC

...you know you're late to the porn party, right?

homerunyumi October 10 2011, 07:08:32 UTC

There's a party? [Giggle] Oh goodness how naughty!

Porn isn't for parties! It's a private matter...unless it's a bachelor party. Do they still do those in the digital world?

gottafindexit October 12 2011, 03:18:07 UTC

How should I know, I've never heard of either.

But. Can't argue with having a party if it means booze.

mouseofcards October 10 2011, 06:42:18 UTC

My family is the worst...

ninjacephalopod October 10 2011, 07:11:34 UTC

NEVER BE ASHAMED OF YOUR HERITAGE! OUR FAMILY IS A PROUD FAMILY WITH TRADITIONS AND TIES DATING BACK TO THE EARLIEST SETTLEMENTS IN JAPAN!!!

Why I remember the story of your great great great great great grandmother the Geisha warrior!

[Launches into a somewhat irreverent story that might not be entirely true but has some interesting information that he really shouldn't be sharing with children. Yumi can be heard snorting and laughing audibly in the backround]

And THATS how Tokyo's red light district got started!

mouseofcards October 10 2011, 07:30:18 UTC

...

I feel like our honor has been sullied...