when life gives you lemons, you can't be afriad to crack a few eggs.

[ninjadorkcore]

I have thus far discovered a total of three things that bother me more than anything else in the whole world, that i can't stand at all and just refuse to do anytime I have a choice

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i'm drunk and my phone is deadsville

[superlaundrette]

-birds!
-if you move to la they don't even have real roadkill
-newcastle into both? how did you do it?
-if by "friday" you mean tomorrow im out of town and im PISSED. (perhaps i can egg a pal into roadtripping there and back before i come back sunday.)

today i met some kid at a bar and i didnt know who he was but he knew me as c*sparkle from the internet. awesome.

hearts!

Re: i'm drunk and my phone is deadsville

[ninjadorkcore]

Can I start a "get C*Sparkle a new cell phone" fund

[main_offender_]

i am sick too, fuck a cold. i heard about the jesus houses, hahahaha, what a funny story. yeah i couldn't believe you guys had all those new castles in that little fridge backstage. too bad it was a weekday night.

[ninjadorkcore]

the sneaking in of booze is a re-occuring theme.. and it wasn't even in the fridge, but in chris' case!! next time...

[spitless]

all of you sick kids..haha.

(alright alright so im congested and have been sneezing/coughing/whatever for about a week, but i swear..im not sick. yeahh right.)

i wish those crusty guys would have spoken up in front of you so that i could watch you dropkick them.

<3

[rubyisalive]

Well you know if you ever need any more interesting facts on chickens I am totally here for you. A fucking encyclopedia. (Catching them in towels works nicely.) And I hope that poor bird isn't scarred for life.

Hope the dog hair came off everything. :)

[anonymous]

Kissing girls is the shitt... who'd you kiss?