G.I.Joe- American Failure

[ninjagaijin]

Storm Shadow and The Baroness

Duke

Covergirl

Scarlett

WTF, man? i had such high hopes.

Comments

[lakidaa]

I'm more disappointed in the Baroness for lacking glasses than anything.

It might work, you never know. Lights, posing, et cetera. That armor is pretty lol, though.

[ninjagaijin]

That armor is so fucking stupid. I guess they're trying to make the Joes look all Tacti-Cool and whatever, but part of G.I. Joe's coolness was that every one of them were so unique.

[lakidaa]

I think if they toned down the tactilol and focussed on how they personalized the lolarmor for themselves that recalled the original Joes that would work a lot better.

I mean, I can understand why they changed the look; Joes would look pretty silly in live-action. But to come out the other side with tactilol and Generic Scar Rar is just as bad.

...I think I just negated my original point but :U

[ninjagaijin]

Have you seen the DOOM movie? Their armor reminds me of the crap they wore in that.

[silverthorne]

...I feel like I've flashed back to the 80's, looking at that armor.

[ninjagaijin]

It's like every sci-fi movie crammed into one.

[mephron]

Storm Shadow: meeeeeeeeeeh.

The Baroness: they succeeded it making Sienna Miller look blah.

Duke: I think that's one of those 'loot at me I am so intense in my underwear' fashion models, and he needs to be pitched into the sun.

Cover Girl: ...wasn't she a TANKER? That is not Tank Driving Gear, dammit.

Scarlett: What is that, tactical boob plating? What the HELL?

I think my summer moving watching may end with The Dark Knight. This is looking like it's going to eat a bag of fail.

[ninjagaijin]

Storm Shadow- Agreed. He looks like some sort of FF cosplay.

Baroness- I like the fact that they couldn't even be assed to give her glasses. Or a Cobra symbol.

Duke- This guy just looks so...generic I think is the word I'm looking for.

Cover Girl- Yes! And no, that is not tanker gear. I am very familiar with tanker gear, and I can tell you for a fact that what she is wearing is nothing like it.

Scarlett- All kinds of awful.

I'm saying to Hell with everything out there and focusing on staying pumped for Indiana Jones.

[mephron]

I have my movie plans already:

May 2: Iron Man
May 9: Speed Racer (I don't care, I think they got enough right to make it worthwhile)
May 16: The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
May 23: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
June 6: Kung Fu Panda (animated), and Mongol (biopic of Temujin, who many would know better by his later name of Genghis Khan)
June 13: The Incredible Hulk
July 11: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
July 18: The Dark Knight

...and then I'm free.

[ninjagaijin]

Hellboy 2 looks awesome, as does Mongol, Hulk, and Iron Man. The rest I could really care less about. Especially Batman.

[4string_samurai]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS STORM SHADOW DOING WEARING SNEAKERS?!?!?!?!?!1

[ninjagaijin]

Don't you know, all ninjas wear K-Swiss lo-tops.

[cheezdanish]

You shut up about Covergirl, okay? B|

I must automatically like anything Karolina is in, it's a rule.

[ninjagaijin]

You would. :P