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I am going to literally chop these onions.
In Walmart the dude in front of me has a shopping cart full of underwear, Jamie-Oliver-literally FULL of underwear, I swear to god he is doing it to spite me. I pinenutted myself on Trader Joe's pine nuts, this was for sure to spite me on account of telling everyone that Trader Joe's is Aldi with a haircut. -
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How is it you can make ~not punching people~ your life's work and still not come out Gandhi?
I spend my afternoons in the yard, playing Mel Brooks movies at their tiny faces.
Right now the kitten's name is a tone of voice.
