i'm probably going to relapse on drinking. i've determined that it's a big enough part of my life that without it, i'm not really myself. maybe the solution isn't to not drink, maybe the solution is to teach myself moderation when i drink. that would most likely be the best solution. quitting smoking is shit, quitting drinking isn't me. ( Read more... )

shaving my head as we speak.

tomorrow i'm dying the hawk black, which means one thing... funeral. these are the last 2 weeks of this dying mohawk. shaving it on june 9th, the day before hatebreed.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

sidenote: i attacked my dog with the clippers today, she looks like she got into a fight with bulbasaur.

so the guy who works at the liquor store on oakwood is gay, and today i got 3 40s and 3 packs of camel lights for under 8 dollars... should i give him a handjob or something?

i think i'm going to shave my dog for shits and giggles.

i just locked my keys in my car, so i added roadside assistance to my phone, so i could come have someone unlock it immediately, but i guess you don't get the service until 72 hours after you sign up ( Read more... )

new facebook, i can't figure out how to link it. just look for charles samuelson, i'm the only one i think.

i walked into dr. fried's office with my dick in my hand as if it were the first ammendment.

took the blame for 6 of my friends, got off scott free

Charles, This office has recently received a complaint regarding postings and comments you have made on a Facebook page. I would like to speak with you further about this. Please call the number below to schedule a meeting with me for tomorrow ( Read more... )

so i got a call this morning from the office of student rights and and community standards, i guess they're trying to kick me out for my comments i made on facebook about virginia tech. fuck them, they have no case on me.

they don't even know how much i love to systematically fight the power.