Wow, i haven't updated this thing in a dickyear. If i misrepresented the lenght of a "dickyear" i apologize to it's creator. Hmm. . . the last update was about me winning money at the boat, good stuff. Some shit happened since then so, here goes ( Read more... )

Yeah, i know - i was shocked also. It's late in the AM again and i have to be at work in a few hours, but whatever. I really need to figure out why i'm such a night person. Maybe i'm a vampire or some shit. Well, anyshit, went to the boat tonight - busted out 40 dollars - lost 25 of it, got back up to 30 and then started winning. I left with ( Read more... )

First off, let me say --- Brittany there is a such thing as a "cock monkey" - it's in the Urban Dictionary - here's a link http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock+monkey&r=f

Now that the formalities are out of the way, on to the meat of the ( Read more... )

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Well i was going to talk about how other journal entries have slightly offended me and how i still think about some shit i don't need to be thinking about, but i have stumbled onto the greatest website ever concieved and it has cheered me up immensely. So without further yakking . . . . Go to . . . .

Urban Dictionary

It's good shit -- my personal ( Read more... )

It seems like as much as i try - i still get to feel shitty every now and then. Like the subect says - nails flying at my head. Not only did i have to see somebody i didn't want to see driving by me yesterday, i get to read her journal where she's yet again rubbing things in. Implying that she's gonna make me feel worse this weekend, and how, ( Read more... )

Yep, its that time. Yeah - the one up there. I'm updating this thing again for your amusement and my own. I just got home. For those of you understanding this - i just returned from the jungles of Cambodia, hunting charlie with justin and our flame throwers. I reek of gas and its all over my shirt. Woo Hoo. It's all good though, the world's ( Read more... )

I figured i would drop some stuff down on this thing. Journals are supposed to keep a record of how you feel and how you are at a certain moment in time right? Well this moment in time, i'm shitty. I wanted to write a bunch of stuff into this, but i really don't feel like it. I don't feel like doing much of anything. Work tonight was boring, ( Read more... )

Yeah, you read that right, I've been ignored by a particular person for about 6 days now. Somebody who SAID they loved me, somebody who SAID they wanted to be with me, somebody who SAID they would do anything to be together, and somebody who SAID they were not with their "little guy" anymore. That kind of thing can get to a person, and it's ( Read more... )

Yep, look at me - after forever and a day, i'm finally getting one of these newfangled LiveJournal things i keep hearing about. Well, here i be. I figured i have a whole lot of things to say, and a lot of things i need to get off my chest. So, i'll just throw them out on this gimmick. Hopefully i'll bring amusement to countless fools who read ( Read more... )