How to make a ninjapenisqueif
Ingredients:

5 parts pride

3 parts brilliance

3 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
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I think I did the worst thing on the face of the Earth ( Read more... )

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Logic.

Kill your logic.

Your Dry Logic.

WHORE!

ingenious.

YOU. YOU AND YOUR PIGEONS!

...damn pigeons.

Timothy Boland, you're my FUCKING HERO!

i never want to be the same. i am not the same. sameness. homogenious.

Butts.