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ninjasecrets

3rd dream [awkard poses]

Jul 01, 2009 02:16

WARNINGS: R for nudity and sexual content.

[ Ishigami-sensei is too close for comfort. You can feel him breathing on your cheek and neck. He's peering at you with those constantly-squinted eyes behind his glasses, examining your features with an admiring but critical eye. Plenty of students like Ishigami-sensei, he's young, handsome and ( Read more... )

dream, stop trying to feed me, dumbass idiot etc., dream!ishigami, dream!kakashi, just an old pervert, comparatively normal, ic, spiral-faced freak

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parousian July 1 2009, 09:28:35 UTC

[ Have a Tobi. Obnoxious as usual. ]

Oh! It's one of those teacher-student fantasies!

ninjasecrets July 1 2009, 09:30:53 UTC

Go away.

parousian July 1 2009, 09:48:04 UTC

Why?!

ninjasecrets July 1 2009, 09:49:40 UTC

I don't want to see your stupid face!

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Reaction 1/?!?! ura_no_ura July 1 2009, 09:31:13 UTC

[ What. ]

Re: Reaction 1/?!?! ura_no_ura July 1 2009, 09:32:40 UTC

[ No, really. What. ]

Re: Reaction 1/?!?! ura_no_ura July 1 2009, 09:38:23 UTC

[ If this happened to anyone else, he'd probably be laughing his ass off right now, but Kakashi never really ever expected to watch a dream of someone else's fantasy about him, let alone a thirteen year old boy.

(Well, it's normal for kids at that age to have crushes on the older, enigmatic types, especially one that was nice to them, but really? Really?)

Kakashi likes his student-teacher romances just fine when they're packaged in between two brightly colored bookcovers, but this is not his idea of "fine." This is a real... dream (not a fantasy, not a fantasy, not a-- okay, who is he kidding?) and ... not just fiction. And that's kind of disturbing.

Okay, it's really disturbing.

Kakashi really wishes he never picked up his Hitomi today, but curiosity got the better of him. ]

ura_no_ura July 1 2009, 09:40:54 UTC

[ ... but then again, he is a thirteen year old boy. Kids have dreams like that around that age. Especially when they still think like kids.

And Akira, in Kakashi's opinion, is definitely a kid... ]

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callmelegion July 1 2009, 09:34:02 UTC

Hatake Kakashi is a child predator?

I'm not surprised.

ninjasecrets July 1 2009, 09:48:05 UTC

He's absolutely not! Kakashi-san isn't like that!!!

parousian July 1 2009, 10:11:41 UTC

Geez, you're awfully defensive.

ninjasecrets July 1 2009, 10:16:57 UTC

Mind your own damn business.

wingedascension July 1 2009, 21:16:20 UTC

[TOO MUCH - UNSEEMLY - INFORMATION. Neji's paralyzed momentarily before he remembers he can simply turn the Hitomi off. He does so, and tosses it over his shoulder.]

private; crazysnakelady July 1 2009, 23:25:33 UTC

[ At first, Anko could only laugh--not cruelly or with any real mirth, but in the hysterical, shocked kind of way. Like getting a punch to the solar plexus, only with laughing instead up curling up and wheezing. It ends as quickly as it began, leaving a sick feeling in its wake, followed up by concern.

After all, Anko can relate. Can actually relate. ]

Hey...

Come talk to me. I may be a crazy old lady, but I know when someone needs a healthy talk.

private; ninjasecrets July 2 2009, 01:28:58 UTC

N-n-n-no way! No talking! Absolutely no talking! I don't want to talk about this!

private; crazysnakelady July 2 2009, 01:32:10 UTC

Kid.

There are two ways we can do this.

I can hunt you down--

Or you can come talk to me like a civilized human being.

[ Anko's best terrifying look is on, that cross of I could kick your ass and I will enjoy kicking your ass. ]

private; ninjasecrets July 2 2009, 02:11:08 UTC

You're really serious about this, aren't you?

[ Not scared about this so much as... kinda resigned. ]

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