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Rectal Martinis Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
1st January 2010
Best Album:
'Touraco Possess Affixers Tochers Stowp' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Carditis Kinked Sunnier Statant Viragos' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
180,823 in total (111,491 albums, 69,332 singles).
Reputation:
Obscure
Groupies:
To toddmeder VD is not an affliction, its a mark of achievement.
OtherRectal Martinis were denied access to perform 'Herons Relaxing Silvery' on BBC1's Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad
Rectal Martinis Member Profiles
randomm3
randomm3 suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the Rectal Martinis singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that randomm3 is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.
badpickle
To badpickle, chords are merely a fashion accessory. Literally. According to recent insider reports they own about 100 pairs of them.
ninjasmitty
ninjasmitty seems to be more capable at using their bass as a weapon than a musical instrument.
verzerren
verzerren's manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.