So I am on the phone tonight with my beloved Sammy-Pooh and we come to the disconery that life can relate to anal sex. It takes a lot of trust a deep committment a whole bunch of teamwork amd a crapload of LUBE...

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That's right I am twisted...I went back to the museum of science with an entourae and took them ll to see dead people on a sturday night. You need to understand that my friends are sick twisted individuals and they aren;t even rennies. we have discussed writing a hrror flick together and decided that if we did it would be one only horrorfest would ( Read more... )

I seem to have that frazzled feeling like it's spring cleaning day or cabin fever stteing in way too early. The warm weather has sparked me to clean and I do mean crackwhore clean my house and try to get all of the work done in my yard within the next few hours. For some reason I feel like a squirrel (minus the bushy tail) trying to get everything ( Read more... )

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Okay I really suck I have neglected to keep in touch with a lot of people..and for that I have to apologize deeply...life has been madness lately...halloween was a blast alexis had a great time trick or treating and I have to say I am glad that the haul was a ton smaller than the candy haul from southie last year. I have a ton of birthdays coming ( Read more... )

Not all men suck...just single fathers suck...well my daughters father sux ass big time....he still won't pay child support and can't fllow simple directions like please make sure she is home by 4 pm. Yeah that is right I had to have a baby with him ...but as always hindsight is 20 20 I wouldn't trade having lexi for the world but if I new then ( Read more... )

Have you ever had that feeling like your life is being watched very closely by people you don't know. I mean they put government hormones in milk so they can track your every move with the click of a mouse but recently I feel like I have been living in a dream. It could just be that the pace of life right now is a bit fast for me. I am sorry I ( Read more... )

Yay faire is over I can sleep again. I just want to say that it was a great season and I am gonna miss everyone terribly. But next year is only 10 months away and I can't wait. ....Miss you guys already

I had a great birthday. I didn't cry and I got some cool stuff. The highlight of the event was the pirate cruise Paul took me on on Thursday night. He also bouht me a very cool dragon necklace. But with the good also comes the bad. Let's say Saturday I had a issue at faire. There I am in the boothe going about my merry day and my right side starts ( Read more... )