i hope there is no anthrax in the mystery package which i will pick up tomorrow

i am not dan rather did you know that, you know

As a scientist, I like science. This is why I do science every day. Computer science, physical science, mathematical science, chemical science, you name it! I do science flamboyantly and with vigor. Here's to Science!

here's a knife in your spine
happy birthday

...

insert a lance in your back due to circumstance
you're dead
over your corpse i'll do a murder dance

My suspicion is that George Zimmer wears a wig

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I love the summer solstice

I also like full moons

Why don't we have holidays on special days like today instead of some arbitrary day on which a guy told us to celebrate

I M BATMAN

LOL

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