Because I have to share my mother.
Okay this is for the ages, and anyone who wants a good giggle.
Sent at 10:03 on Wednesday
Gina: WOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: Mom!
Hey!
Gina: HI HO !!!!
I am in Mpls
me: What are your later-today plans?
Gina: I think when chelz gets home we are heading to Kellys for the last fitting
me: Not that much later, that's around five!
Gina: then we need to pick up the beads so I can get a head start on going blind
5 ???
as in pm
after 4 but b4 6?
me: No, I get off of work at noon and then I have to spend maybe an hour in the dye lab and then I was wondering if you woudl be interested in a sandwich.
Chelz get home around five pm
Gina: food?
hmm
I have no transportation
They didnt let me take the plane to new hope
me: That's okay. I have my bike here at school and go past a Jimmy Johns otherwise she live walking distance from a Subway
Gina: your going to give me a buck on your bike?
that is so sweet
me: A 'buck on my bike?'
Gina: thats what we used to call some one riding on the handle bars
me: Oh!
Gina: there is not enough air in the planet for your front tire to handle me on the handle bars.. lol
me: Ha! Hannah and I tried that once and I think it ended badly. Me = no balance but strong legs Her = balance a pleanty but no way to propel us both
^^
Nah I can pick it up and bring it there.
Gina: splended
damn chelz is typing
me: She's good at that
Gina: I know scared the shit out of me sneekin up on me like that
me: So are you interested in a sandwich somewhere between 2;30 and 3:00 today?
Gina: yeppers
what a kid
what a joy
me: Would you prefer me picking it up and bringing it or walking to Subway?
Gina: what a true blue good-nick
me: [prefers Jimmy Johns]
Gina: I have no clue what a jimmy jons is, I know what a Jimmy James is tho
me: Good sandwiches
Gina: bring it on
me: http://www.jimmyjohns.com/
What do you want?
Gina: no liver no fish
thats it
me: There menu isn't large, just pick any one.
Gina: damn, you sent me a blue lettes thingy
letters^
one sec
me: Hah hah you got linked! Booyah
Gina: Hi back
me: found one?
Gina: ok the # 2 Big Jon or the # 5
scope it out, get a feel of freshness, if the lettus neds fds then move on.
Hi Hun
me: I have never had any problems like that there, it should be fresh there is usually a line.
It's rad.
Gina: ok do you think I was serious?
me: They have a sign, "pull out your cash, know what number you want, and the proper terminolgy for extras or subtractions, say it hand it and move on." essentially
Gina: cool beans
me: I am terrible at distilling emotion from text.
Gina: Awww Haaa
you know what fds is right?
me: ...
no...
Gina: its that spreay you squirt on your crouch to be "fresh all day"
spray^
me: I am getting fabreez commerical mind visuals...
Awesome.
Gina: lol
this is femine order spray
me: I'm laughing like a hyena here at work... Good thing Margaret already thinks I'm nuts-o.
Gina: lol
glad to bring a bead of sunshine in your ho-hum, drab little world,
God whoo-whodles, I sure have missed ya
me: Whoops boss is back...
Gina: your one of the few ppl that agrees with me that can good lables should be scratch and sniff.
me: Hell yes!
Gina: ok see ya here
Gina: I know
Take the guess work out of it
me: Just as long as they don't cheap out and go fake cocoanut smell for cocoanut juice.
Is there even an 'a' in coconut?
coco co co coooocooooonut....
Okay well, back to work. I'll grab you a sammich and my ETA is around 2:30-3
Gina: Right... do I look like Ben Stien?
cool ness
Ms Ness
me: Maybe... distilling and text remember...
Also: Who brings me, Meta, Lauren, and Davey on a blind date with them? Sputnik [Spud]. Beyond that? He also invited her mother [who showed up too]. Gotta love him. Really.
Also: Davey? Muy bonito. ::melts::
Sent at 10:03 on Wednesday
Gina: WOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: Mom!
Hey!
Gina: HI HO !!!!
I am in Mpls
me: What are your later-today plans?
Gina: I think when chelz gets home we are heading to Kellys for the last fitting
me: Not that much later, that's around five!
Gina: then we need to pick up the beads so I can get a head start on going blind
5 ???
as in pm
after 4 but b4 6?
me: No, I get off of work at noon and then I have to spend maybe an hour in the dye lab and then I was wondering if you woudl be interested in a sandwich.
Chelz get home around five pm
Gina: food?
hmm
I have no transportation
They didnt let me take the plane to new hope
me: That's okay. I have my bike here at school and go past a Jimmy Johns otherwise she live walking distance from a Subway
Gina: your going to give me a buck on your bike?
that is so sweet
me: A 'buck on my bike?'
Gina: thats what we used to call some one riding on the handle bars
me: Oh!
Gina: there is not enough air in the planet for your front tire to handle me on the handle bars.. lol
me: Ha! Hannah and I tried that once and I think it ended badly. Me = no balance but strong legs Her = balance a pleanty but no way to propel us both
^^
Nah I can pick it up and bring it there.
Gina: splended
damn chelz is typing
me: She's good at that
Gina: I know scared the shit out of me sneekin up on me like that
me: So are you interested in a sandwich somewhere between 2;30 and 3:00 today?
Gina: yeppers
what a kid
what a joy
me: Would you prefer me picking it up and bringing it or walking to Subway?
Gina: what a true blue good-nick
me: [prefers Jimmy Johns]
Gina: I have no clue what a jimmy jons is, I know what a Jimmy James is tho
me: Good sandwiches
Gina: bring it on
me: http://www.jimmyjohns.com/
What do you want?
Gina: no liver no fish
thats it
me: There menu isn't large, just pick any one.
Gina: damn, you sent me a blue lettes thingy
letters^
one sec
me: Hah hah you got linked! Booyah
Gina: Hi back
me: found one?
Gina: ok the # 2 Big Jon or the # 5
scope it out, get a feel of freshness, if the lettus neds fds then move on.
Hi Hun
me: I have never had any problems like that there, it should be fresh there is usually a line.
It's rad.
Gina: ok do you think I was serious?
me: They have a sign, "pull out your cash, know what number you want, and the proper terminolgy for extras or subtractions, say it hand it and move on." essentially
Gina: cool beans
me: I am terrible at distilling emotion from text.
Gina: Awww Haaa
you know what fds is right?
me: ...
no...
Gina: its that spreay you squirt on your crouch to be "fresh all day"
spray^
me: I am getting fabreez commerical mind visuals...
Awesome.
Gina: lol
this is femine order spray
me: I'm laughing like a hyena here at work... Good thing Margaret already thinks I'm nuts-o.
Gina: lol
glad to bring a bead of sunshine in your ho-hum, drab little world,
God whoo-whodles, I sure have missed ya
me: Whoops boss is back...
Gina: your one of the few ppl that agrees with me that can good lables should be scratch and sniff.
me: Hell yes!
Gina: ok see ya here
Gina: I know
Take the guess work out of it
me: Just as long as they don't cheap out and go fake cocoanut smell for cocoanut juice.
Is there even an 'a' in coconut?
coco co co coooocooooonut....
Okay well, back to work. I'll grab you a sammich and my ETA is around 2:30-3
Gina: Right... do I look like Ben Stien?
cool ness
Ms Ness
me: Maybe... distilling and text remember...
Also: Who brings me, Meta, Lauren, and Davey on a blind date with them? Sputnik [Spud]. Beyond that? He also invited her mother [who showed up too]. Gotta love him. Really.
Also: Davey? Muy bonito. ::melts::