A girl in my class said she liked my haircut and that it was SASSY

[ninnypooper]

Today in my speech class we had impromtu speeches. That's where you're given a topic and have to give a speech on it right away (well, we had 30 seconds to think about it and decide what we were going to say). Well, mine was to choose a quote from the pile of quotes and this is what it said:

"A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn"Please

Comments

[noahfex]

i guessssss you don't want the horn up your ass, or even worse, ripping said-wise man's ball sack.

[sixty_three]

...because only dumb people will take the risk of getting stuck in the butt

[starbeambaby]

What Danielle said, but what I want to know is why the fuck a wise man would be playing leapfrog to begin with... not to mention that a wise man would know that unicorns don't exist anymore because God got mad at them for being cocky little bastards and let them die in the flood like the song says... geeeeez

[_everymoment]

That's because a wiseman would know that this is a miracle seeing this unicorn, and would pull his digi cam or cell phone w/camera out of his pocket and take pictures of and with it! then capture it and sell it to scientists for millions of dollars. Then the wise man can just sit around in his mansion for the rest of his life and comfortably consider life and be wise.

[poetic_pryncess]

I go with what amy said!!!! She's a smart girl ya know!!!

[starbeambaby]

Hmm.. touche....

BUT, this still begs the question of why a wise man is playing leap frog to begin with....

PS- Since when do you put animated photos of yourself on LJ? heeheehee ;)

[dazedzebra]

my interpretation is: if you have any fucking sense at all, dont risk ripping open your asshole.
glad to see everyone agrees ;)
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