Requirements for becoming a vampire.

[niord]

For ages, people have feared vampires, the unholy blood-sucking children of the night. However, they're quite misunderstood. There are many things about vampires that the casual observer probably never realized. But how does one become a vampire? People have mistakenly thought for many years that vampirism is caused by a curse or a bite.

Comments

[buffywnabe]

Okay, what the?

thank you

[fin_calmcacil]

That is seriously fucking funny. I'd really like to see someone perform that as a bit of stand-up.

PW

Re: thank you

[niord]

hey thanks.

[turnergirl]

HaHahahahaha. (sigh)

Awesome as this post may be, you should update Lord Azrael. Don't think I don't remember high school...

Holy Fuck

[punkduderer]

Holy Crap thats not vampire shit. I already do all that shit but I'm only still have a vampire. Take this shit off and get on with your misreable meaningless life. No where in there did it have any real information on vampires. Plus u just called staind and mudvayne shitty. Damn possers. go to your dad suck his cock and stop being a damn posser. Then when your mom gets jealous of you sucking your dads cock she will come over to my place and we'll have some fun in the bed and I'll turn her into a vampire and you will have a new half brother how does that sound you bitchy posser? Now go fuck the hell off. (with your dad)