I got an invite to a friend’s birthday party this Saturday night:
Friend: The theme is ‘bad taste’!
Gwen: What would your parents say if I turned up in a, let’s say... French-Maid’s costume?
Poppi: What would your parents say if I turned up in a corset, a tartan mini, fishnets and some spiky boots?
A Pause...
Poppi: With lots of eyeliner-
Gwen:
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Oooh! We should make Reuben do his own make up...then see just how bad it is then wash it off then you can do it.
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I suppose in that way I am quite sadistic.
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Now I know the truth! Muahaha
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Don't even ask where that came from.
Yay for being mad.
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I wouldn't have 'em any other way though.
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Cocktails! Fun, fun, indeady, I am jealous. **grins**
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Wow, your friends sound fun. Last time we asked to put make-up on one of mine we got a "No!" and a sulk. Although many years ago, we got one of them in make-up and heels and put him on a street corner. Many, many laughs.
And anyway, eyeliner is very masculine.
And in Economics today we got chocolate, Pepsi and Coke.
Our school isn't allowed to give (or sell) us Coke or any product containing caffeine. They obviously have something against students who are awake. I think this is a terrible injustice.
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My friends and I are a very strange group. We are like a herd of social outcasts who gather together and scare all the other students. Fun, fun!
But of course, extremely masculine... I mean rock stars wear it don't they? And who would say that they weren't masculine.. or whatever. I like guys in eyeliner, I have decided.
Dude, no coke, that does suck. If our school canteen stopped selling fizzy drink it'd go out of business. It is awfully expensive to buy coke from there, but I notice people still seem to have a bottle permanently attched to their arms. Lucky buggers, maybe they have a magic rectum of cash.
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Much to our disappointment, no one tried to pick him up, but we did get plenty of scandalised looks and old ladies tutting. Our town is very nice, you see, and we tend to keep the brothels out of sight. Plus it was three o’clock in the afternoon, which I think is the reason he didn’t get any offers, because he really looked very lovely.
Loads of rock stars wear eyeliner! It is one of the most masculine things you can wear. Something about being secure in your masculinity. Or something. And I like guys in eyeliner too! Apparently it is one of my endearing quirks.
Coke… *envies*
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What that says about me, I have no idea.
Something about being secure in your masculinity I like it, I like that very much, I shall use it on Reuben if he tries to back out. **looks evil** Endearing quirk: oh you little sweetie you. **grins and pinches cheek**
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