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[niphredil100]

Stacie, I have told you before and I shall tell you again:

I am not giving birth on April the 5th.

I am not giving birth to twins on April 5th.

I am not even giving birth to twin scones (dear God, help me) on April 5th.

I am not giving birth at all.

Do you know why?

Because I am not pregnant.

Thank you, and goodnight,
Poppi*~

Comments

[wyvernmalfoy]

Were you supposed to be pregnant? :p

[niphredil100]

Yep. **grins** My friend Stacie was bored in maths last year, and decided that I should be pregnant. That was nearly 9 months ago, and according to her, the babies are meant to be due in April. I have nearly throttled her several times. **grins**

[bobby_skware]

They calculated it from my the day of my party.

[aim_toothpaste]

Sure you're not darling *winks*

So, if we both get into the finals then I should expect to see a very pregnant Poppi. It's like three days before.

[niphredil100]

**snorts** If I get that far I can see it now... an ambulence waiting outside, and a 15 year-old pregnant teenager performing... Oh the SCANDEL! **laughs**

[sha_licia]

Yeah see your in denial.
And thats a bad thing to be in when your pregnant.

Dont forget their names. There Olga and Nemo. - Olga Flowerchild and Nemo Moon-Rover!

[sha_licia]

Mind you, how could you forget their names?
Only a bad mother would do that...

[sha_licia]

Honestly women how could you be calm in a time like this?
Your just about to give birth to twins, and after that you have all the heartache of cutting them up and making them into savoury scons to go through.
I would be panicking like mad. Trying to get those knives sharpened, perfecting your technique... I think you have left this all a bit late you know... Unless you have been sharpening those butchers knives in private and cutting up poor innocent babies! Poppi please tell me it isnt true!

[niphredil100]

Tiffaney... I have two words: Fuck no.

That is all.

See ya on Monday.