His One and Only Possible True Love

[niphuria]

I don't own Alice in Wonderland or any of its characters. Based on the 2010 Tim Burton film.

Rated M for some adult content.

Underland needs a Champion and a lonely and beautiful and misunderstood and unloved girl needs true love. Will she find it? Tarrant is also lonely and looking for love. What will happen?

Comments

[just_a_dram]

"Inside his tortured mind, the Mad Hatter snapped for good. The Jabberwocky had been right. The only escape from a Mary Sue was death. Mercifully, Underland granted it for him. He vaguely heard Alyson and the Queen cry out in grief as he expired and gratefully floated away, invisible, toward the Land of the Happy of the Happiest Dead."

That is hysterical, my dear.

[niphuria]

Thanks! I slammed this out last night. I and another writer have been lately reading one of the worst Mary Sue stories we've ever seen and even tried to help the girl out with constructive criticism and nice PM's, but she's been awful about it, not to mention ripping off Mark Twain in a HUGE way. Her story is Mary Sue in King Arthur's Court, basically, and now she's at a tragic death scene. If FF hadn't gone down last night, we're sure we'd know how she's miraculously resurrected in Tarrant's arms. LOL

Anyway, thank you! I may just have to write one or two more of these to get them out of my system. Thanks so much! Oh, that makes me think...I forgot about the "vile"...

:)

[ranguvar42]

Awesome story. I feel so bad for poor Tarrant-he's completely helpless in the hands-or should I say clutches-of the Mary Sue.

"Take me, my Outlander!" *Laughs Maniacally*

I do hope the story is updated soon-I want to see how the writer revives her Sue!

[thelovelylydia]

I left one on FFN but I forgot to mention that I loved the ending. What a way for that poor Haunted Hat Man to escape.

And imagining him humping a Mary Sue is kind of disturbing.... eww the idea kind of grosses me out but makes me laugh at the same time. Ahhh I loved this.

[niphuria]

Well, he couldn't help himself, don't-cha-know! LOL He was under the "Mary Sue Spell!" ;)