Self control, a beautiful thing...

[nipmuc1stgig]

Had the house to myself almost all day. Hadn't realized how much I missed that. Then got some crazy, freaky-deaky notion to go to the mall. Was probably there for about 45 minutes before I remembered why I hate malls. ESCALATORS!!! ack!!Found some great Christmas gifts. Think I've got just about everybody covered now. Plus, I showed *incredible*

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awww

[domineckinc]

you hate escolators too?! aww you poor thing!
they're scary as hell, they are!
when i was little i saw a movie where these teenagers go to a mall and they get on the escolator going up... well the stupid fucking girl with the loooooong necklaces bends down and ties her shoe or something and at the top of the escy her necklaces get caught and there's all kinds of blood and junk and eww she dies.... ever since then i've been fucking terrified of them.

always check your shoelaces BEFORE you get on the escy!!!

Re: awww

[nipmuc1stgig]

well, when i was in fifth grade, i was performing in a christmas concert at a mall. i was wearing a floor length empire style dress. as we were getting off the escalator, it caught the hem of my dress and ripped it from the empire waist down. i was standing in the mall, surrounded by my classmates, wearing nothing but a slip and some red & white material barely covering my chest (mind you, i was a small c-cup when i graduated elementary school.) i've hated escalators ever since. the worst is when i'm on them with my kids, 'cause it means i have to be more worried about them on it & i can't freak out.

hmmmm, well I'll 'never' wear a long necklace again!:)

[ladyvader]

I know what you mean about escalators... all my familes Xmas pressies seem to situated at distant ends of our mall.... ends you can only reach (of course) by the huge escalators that stretch across the entire malls width with handy seethrough sides so you can always see that Yes there really is nothing holding the sodding thing up. Grrrrrr
Am going to build a mall with those moving walkways you get in airports and abolish ecalators!