Fever-induced musings....
Did you know...
...that my natural haircolor is much more suited to my complexion and matches my eyebrows just fine?
...that i shouldn't make one full serving of Cream of Wheat if i'm not prepared to eat one full serving?
...that, since he obviously has the money to do so, Lij needs to get his teeth fixed?
...that Lij also needs to shave his sideburns?
...that, despite what my nose tells me, cottage cheese does *not* have an odor unless it's spoiled?
...that vodka also does not have an odor?
...that antibiotics are prescribed too often by non-military doctors and that's why people are immune to them by the time they're old and really need them?
...that the military would be ideal for me because then i would have unlimited career opportunities?
...that, despite the fact that i have no desire to join the navy, i should not choose that as my prefered branch of military service because the few boat rides i've experienced in my life are not enough for me to know whether or not i *actually* like being on boats/ships?
...that big-company owned funeral homes are not to be trusted because they are only out to screw you in your time of grief?
...that somebody is being truly insensitive if they do not get over their own general discomfort of the elderly/nursing homes/death and sit vigil with a loved one while they sit vigil with another loved one?
...that i know more about the pain & discomfort of shingles than any other person alive that has never had shingles & is not a member of the medical profession?
...that my brother could be...(insert practically *anything* here)...if he would just cut his hair and stand up straight?
...that no matter how many times you say you have to pee and start walking out of the room that does *not* mean the conversation is over?
and lastly,
...that i can have an entire hour and a half conversation and never speak more than five sentences (except for, 'I have to pee')?
...and though she cries when she's alone
by the morning she's ready to go...