i watched hitch last night, it was an ok movie, he did give some OK tips on dating, but i DESPISE love wins movies, in the end when will smith went to the chicks house to confess his love and the dude walks out, if that was real life it would of been some random guy she met and hooked up with. so THIS is how to get women, assume all women are ( Read more... )

this wasnt by me, but truer words werent spoken before ( Read more... )

greatest MTV comercial ever, this ugly chick was sitting in i guess a highschool setting and shes talking "he told me if we did it we'd be better friends, so we did, and he never called me again" then she starts crying "then the next week his friend called me and wanted to go out and have a good time" then she was crying harder, i was laughing so ( Read more... )

jenny made the funniest comment yesterday! it was so awesome. i asked her if she wanted to go shopping with me to get some new pants, since i only have 3 pairs, and she replied "yeah, we can goto the target by my house." she was dead serious too, it was awesome, then i explained to her i dont clothes shop at target, and i like the mall because of ( Read more... )

so i had a shitty dream last night. i was over at jennys house and all was well, suddenly some friend of hers named jebb? shows up and takes jenny on an airplane ride leaving me there. so then i was left there for awhile, next day i come over and we're supposed to hang out so i ask her family, shes with jebb again, we text message about it and she ( Read more... )

so blue is now half the cat he used to be. after going to bed at like 11 last night and waking up every hour i got up at 6:45 and took blue into the animal clinic to get him fixed and have all the kitty tests/shots done, after i went with jenny to take sadie into the doctors since she was sick, did that, went to target with her bought sadie some ( Read more... )

so for some reason i cant go back to the begining of my livejournal to the first entry i made, stupid livejournal

less than 24 hours from now blue will be getting his balls choped off! woo im so excited i cant wait to see if that calms him the FUCK down, he was attacking my oven today and i couldnt figure out why at first, turns out he saw his reflection in it and thought it was another kitty. im finally doing laundry today since i havent been able to in ( Read more... )

so im trying to quit smoking, well not trying, im quitting smoking, i wanna see if my annoying smokers cough goes away. i've reduced my daily intake of cigarettes from like 10 to 4, cept last night i had alot since i was drinking, which isnt really that big a deal, i smoke when i drink so i have something to do since im an add drunk. should be ( Read more... )

i realized something today, jenny and i havent had an actual real date, EVER, i think only once have we been out to dinner without sadie, so tonight jennys mom was being the power controlling bitch that she is and wouldnt let jenny stay out too late seeing as she has to watch sadie, so i suggested a real date...she called her mom and convinced her ( Read more... )