Ok, Jack and I have told the stories of our streaking adventures, and the people you can ask if you don't believe us. Everytime we tell about it, we EMPHASIZE how much fun it can be. And we'd like to spread the fun. We would like to invite every single person who wants to come, to travel along with me and Jack, and have one giant streaking party ( Read more... )

Im such a gangster I scare myself sometimes... but on other news, today was an exciting day filled with joy and jelly filled donuts... well, actually no it wasn't. But it was a pretty good day. One of these days, i'm going to get Alex Smith and Drew Taylor to come streaking with me and Jack. I don't get what you guys have against it. Today ( Read more... )

ANGEL IS A PUPPET! HE'S A BLOODY PUPPET!! AHAHAHAHAH! a vampire as a puppet, what crackhead thought that one up?

We won our game by the way... yippee. Worst game i ever played

Alright, time to get crackalackin' on those terms...

PEACE

Waddup ese?

Tonight i gotta bball game so i should get started on my terms... I hate those little buggers
Alright, i luv you guys peace

Time for bed. Why do white people have to be so god damn uptight? alright, time to go. By the way, anybody know any good guitar parts for me to learn, keep me posted. Peace

Since I know you all are just longing to know what Jeff is doing today, I've broken it down for you, enjoy ( Read more... )

Anarchy is kind of like strip twister: It's the coolest thing in the world, until you add some big hairy guys with cruel intentions.

buenos noches. Ses amos a todos. Eran mis bebés. Estoy irando a cana. Dorme bien, a todos. Mwah

Ahhhhhh... summer, where art thou when i needst u most? I long for your company, and await the day when i first kiss your sweet breasts again... Come to me

People say love sucks,
but what really sucks is when the person you love breaks your heart. Don't get those confused.

Well this is fun, now i can complain and bitch all i want, and not get smacked in the face for it!  I'm sick and feel like crap.  I also think that the penis should be discontinued.  What a bad adaptation.  From now on, all guys should be born without penises.  Instead will be a little red button.  That is the semen dispenser.  And me, I'll just ( Read more... )