First off, I had such a fun hang out with my grandma this evening.  Earlier in the day, I jumped the fence to the backyard because she wasn't answering the front door and I could hear an intermittent crackling sound coming from back there.  Turns out my grandma was sitting on the ground with her legs splayed, surrounded by bags of aluminum cans... ( Read more... )

and it's singing your name.

I dunno.

Here's a thing I do know.  Pop love songs to Jesus are just fucking creepy.  A song that relies on all the pop conventions of a shitty romance ballad, but addressed to Jesus?  Confusing and gross.  Plaintive lyrics asking for some Magical Dude to give some lady singer the strength to, I dunno, do whatever.  Man, ( Read more... )

I just had this bean induced epiphany and now I think it's time for us to start a real commune.  A bean commune ( Read more... )

1. I'm applying to 9 schools.  It's pretty much official.  I already started all the applications and sent lists to my recommenders.  Zoiks ( Read more... )

Right now, I am making enough beans to form an army of delicious beans ( Read more... )

Today I went to the dentist and it didn't hurt at all!  I love not having nerves in my face because they died and got scooped out ( Read more... )

I have been applying to jobs and jobs and jobs ( Read more... )

Man, oh man.  Today's dentist adventure was rough.

One time I read that some important Russian author wrote about a toothache in a book I should probably read.  I will look into that.

What the fuck is it about a toothache that makes you want to live?  To be a better person?  Or, alternately, to die?  To die right the fuck now.

I will tell you right ( Read more... )

but a closet ain't one.  heyyyyyy ( Read more... )

First off, work is dumb in a number o' ways.  But!  Sometimes I feel like a pretty competent tutor.  Eeeeeevery once in a great while.  Mostly I feel grumpy and detached.  Someday I'll tell you about my ridiculous, raiseless new title as Tutor Mentor, Tumor for short.  Just kidding.  That is not what anybody says ( Read more... )