Brings us this: Pulp Fiction meets Shakespeare (Blatant Plagiarism below ( Read more... )

Gygax did not find the trap. Roll save v. death

/roll d20

1. Critical failure. Gygax the thief is dead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax

I feel... *consults table*

/roll d20.

3. I feel indifferent

I was finally struck by inspiration today. It's been a long time, and it might be a long time before I get any more. I know it's pathetic, but I ended up writing Mage fanfiction. I haven't done any revising, which is one of my biggest problems. I'd like to think I'll do a story or two with each of my main characters, linking together with some sort ( Read more... )

Here's a rare entry that is more than me posting a funny link or bitching about not driving, so enjoy it ( Read more... )

Here's your last chance to back out. Nobody is making you read this. It's just more self-indulgent whining about my life. I know I don't have it bad at all, I'm just bitching ( Read more... )

I heard about this last night ( Read more... )

Picked up I Am America (And So Can You) today.

For your reading pleasure, from Chapter 1: The Family. All errors in transcription are my fault.

Childrearing is arguably the most important of my core values. I believe in it, I practice it, and I ceaselessly promote it to my friends and followers. That said, generally speaking, I'm against children ( Read more... )

To those of you who have asked when I'm going to rejoin normal society, I have a correction to make ( Read more... )

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070823/od_afp/japanpoliticscrimewwii_070823053930

The way to end the war. Everyone mail your left pinky to your Congressman, and the right to your Senator. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Thanks everyone for coming down. I'd write some teary-eyed things about friendship and how I'm a jerk, but you're still friends with me, and that I appreciate you all, but I can't think of a good way to phrase it.

Instead. Look! It's a steampunk PC mod: http://www.