I will be your personal assistant. I will work for no pay at all, I will sleep in a box, as long as I never have to see any politics notes ever again. I have a variety of useful skills including being able to lie convincingly to authority figures ('she had an opticians appointment? Oh I'm so sorry, we lost track of so much yesterday after ..our loss') and I have a truly excellent personal assistant phone voice. That, and I make damn fine cookies. Not to sway you, but if you don't pick me I'll cry like the winner of some very prestigious award.
Hehehe. Kat, after a rigorous selection process, it has been decided that you juuust about had the edge over the rest of the competition. You can start as soon as we get to uni. (Because I think I'm gonna be rubbish.) Welcome to the team!
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I will work for no pay at all, I will sleep in a box, as long as I never have to see any politics notes ever again.
I have a variety of useful skills including being able to lie convincingly to authority figures ('she had an opticians appointment? Oh I'm so sorry, we lost track of so much yesterday after ..our loss') and I have a truly excellent personal assistant phone voice. That, and I make damn fine cookies.
Not to sway you, but if you don't pick me I'll cry like the winner of some very prestigious award.
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What kind of cookies?
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*starts making Go Team Nish! t shirts*
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