Everybody knew I didn't drink at the time, so there was a lot of competition about who was going to be the person to give me my first drink. You won because we were in a makeup class together and you actually kidnapped me right in the middle of it! You threw a bag over my head, tied my wrists together and plunked a walkman playing gospel music over my ears before dragging me out to your POS Subaru.
I had no idea where we were going. I think we drove around in circles for half an hour with Mahalia Jackson blaring in my ears before you finally stopped and led me into the sports bar right across the street from campus. When my hood was off, you force fed me my first shot of tequila before untying my hands.
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Everybody knew I didn't drink at the time, so there was a lot of competition about who was going to be the person to give me my first drink. You won because we were in a makeup class together and you actually kidnapped me right in the middle of it! You threw a bag over my head, tied my wrists together and plunked a walkman playing gospel music over my ears before dragging me out to your POS Subaru.
I had no idea where we were going. I think we drove around in circles for half an hour with Mahalia Jackson blaring in my ears before you finally stopped and led me into the sports bar right across the street from campus. When my hood was off, you force fed me my first shot of tequila before untying my hands.
Tequila has never tasted that good since.
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