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Someone calls you on your cell phone. You are in the bathroom, so you don't answer your phone. You call them back later, and they are angered because you didn't answer. They then ask, "Why didn't you answer?" Do you say, "Uh, I was in the bathroom"? NO, you don't because that is not proper etiquette. You then stumble around for an answer and make ( Read more... )

When giving out XBOX's, Wal Mart should have filled the Crane Game machines with XBOX tickets. Whoever got a ticket out, reserved the right to purchase an XBOX. This way, those with the acceptable motor skills would be the first to get one as they are the most deserving...and Moon would win me one.

There was a guy I knew in high school...an obnoxious procrastinator. He did what he wanted....and what he wanted was constant adventure and fun. We were a team, a team who sought out mischievous deeds to accomplish. With his Calera training and my Oak Mountain ingenuity, we could do anything. We once rolled 6 peoples houses in one night..the two of ( Read more... )

I scored a 64% on the "How Auburn are you?" Quizie! What about you?

You knows it's going to be a bad day when you hit every red light between you and your destination.

I have come to the conclusion, that life is just one big f'ing over-charged bill.

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