my stupid clutch is going out........damn it!

I don't usually use this journal as a ...journal, but this story must be told ( Read more... )

How Your Attitude Ranks

Your Attitude is Better than 15% of the Population

If you scored ( Read more... )

A haiku to start ( Read more... )

If someone ever says, "Man!, I'd give an arm and a leg for one of those handicapped parking spots," then someone should respond, "That can be arranged!"

A clip from the text book Writing Critically with information from "Intolerance of Boyish behavior" by Natalie Angier as printed in the New York Times in 1994 ( Read more... )

It would probably be in Playboy's best interest to have female pilots. This way,the insurance will be lower, and the pilots wont get too distracted...

Another event from my day ( Read more... )

During our evening dinner course, Mr J the Third and myself had a rather unusual conversation about spontaneity. A few "Quites" and "Indeeds" later, we got down to business. Mr. J the Third declares that I possess no spontaneity at all, and declares him self to be totally unpredictable. I however, predicted that he would declare himself ( Read more... )

I declare my favorite food to be Chinese food.