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[gojyo_saaama]

[ When he passed out, he was in the middle of a dune-y desert. How the hell did he end up in an abandoned town at the edge of a forest? ]

Hakkai! Goku! ...Dammit, Jeep! Where are you guys

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[lethal_smile]

Gojyo? Is something wrong?

(Hey, nice to see you.)

[gojyo_saaama]

Hakkai?

[ Okay, usually abandoned towns are just boring, or kinda sad, but this one is a bit creepy. It's like it's waiting for something, and that's more than a little unsettling. ]

There you are. ...This place is givin' me the creeps. Where's Goku?

((Hey, man!))

[lethal_smile]

It is a bit unsettling, isn't it? [He should know. After all, he's been here quite awhile.]

I'm afraid I don't know where Goku is.

(I was afraid I wouldn't get to play with you for awhile, after the hiatus at LS.)

[gojyo_saaama]

His belly'll be grumbling soon enough. We'll just have to follow the earthquake.

[ Seriously, those are really big trees, just past the edge of town over there. Really big evergreen trees. There are no evergreens in the desert.

Where the hell are they? ]

Hell of a trick, turning a desert into a forest. Think our hosts could conjure up a couple cold ones, too?

((That was just for LS. And this place needed some activity, so I figured, what the hell. I'm glad you replied!))

[girl_cockroach]

[And Gojyo's having a similarly bad day. Sand everywhere, no ikkou, no cigarettes... life is pretty grim.]

Oi! Over here!

[gojyo_saaama]

[ But there's a chick over there, so the day is looking up! Redhead, which is a little weird... is she a halfbreed? That's really weird. But okay. Weird but okay. ]

Hey there.

[ Sha Charm at 70%, smile selection: I Enjoy Your Breasts. ]

I was beginnin' to wonder if I'd be stuck here by myself.

[girl_cockroach]

[They are nice, aren't they? So big and yet perky.

On the other hand, what a disappointment that this guy here doesn't have any breasts to enjoy. Kinda interesting that he seems to be a halfbreed too, but otherwise? Yawn.

Weirder than that, why are they the only sets of footprints out here? And no tire marks at all.]

You haven't seen anyone else? No scary pretty boys, monkeys, or monks with piss-poor attitudes?

[gojyo_saaama]

What are you...?

[ Looking closer (to see if her eyes really are as red as her hair), Gojyo can't help but notice, curling over her cheek, a mirror image of Mom's scars.

Hot chick, you suddenly got a lot less hot. ]

Oi. If this is your idea of a joke, I've got t'say. It's in really bad taste.