I keep trying to remember it to tell ppl, but i can only always remember the punchline: "...and the cat crawled up my ass and into my lungs and died. And I had cat-ass breath all day!" ...at which point i burst into hysterics and hold my sides to prevent them from splitting.
that was seriously the funniest thing i've ever heard. any chance you can remind me of the rest of the joke?
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I keep trying to remember it to tell ppl, but i can only always remember the punchline: "...and the cat crawled up my ass and into my lungs and died. And I had cat-ass breath all day!" ...at which point i burst into hysterics and hold my sides to prevent them from splitting.
that was seriously the funniest thing i've ever heard. any chance you can remind me of the rest of the joke?
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