Dear Santa..

[nix26gonzo]

Dear Santa (a.k.a. insipid fat dude in the red velour tracksuit that keeps breaking into my house and not leaving the right shit, while stealing my very nummy cookies and then peeing in the pointsetta's just to be that much more of a complete dick

Comments

[theninjaferret]

I think your problem is that you're not taking into consideration where Santa lives. He's got an entire village somewhere up in Northern Finland, so maybe you should ask him about a blonde Finnish woman, or at least Nordic;)

kiss kiss

[nix26gonzo]

the only problem with those hawt Nordic type chicks is that they are all gargantuantly tall :-p

even if she were on her knees.. she'd still be taller than me :-<

such is the life of a Nix (insert uber emo-emoticon face)

if I did get one those Nordic types.. would I have to eat Lutefisk and listen to ABBA :-S

Nix