Have you ever wondered..

[nix26gonzo]

Have you ever wondered..

What 5.5 pounds of dice look like?
Me to!!!

so.. I was bored, which normally would mean looking on the internet for dirty naughty pics of people doing dirty naughty things..

this time though, I figured I would see what all of my dice looked like.. all on the table.. all at the same time




Here, we see Zombie Nix modeling the pile 'o dice..
thank you Zombie Nix (insert golf clap)




If you notice..
you will see several dice from the 1940's and a few dice from Sweden in the lower left hand corner..
which I'm sure you all did..
being the observant folks that you are




That seems to be a mighty big pile o' dice, Zombie Nix..




A nice close up of some Swedish dice and some dice from the 40's..
but wait..
what is this..
are those original D&D dice from the Moldvay set lurking right behind said Swedish dice and dice from the '40's???
Why yes, they are!!




Let's put all these bad boys in a bucket and see what they weigh, what do you say Zombie Nix?

Zombie Nix: "Grrrrrrrr.. Arrrrrrrgggghh... Brains!!!"

Wrong, Zombie Nix, those are dice..
silly Zombie Nix!




2.320??
What the hell is this abomination?
Oh..
wait..
that's in grams..
grams are what they use in Non-America cause they don't know no betters of good and easier maths..
like we use in America cause we are the smarts..




ahhh..
there we go, Zombie Nix!
5.5 pounds! (and yes.. it was zeroed out with the bucket)




Isn't it awe-inspiring, Zombie Nix?

Zombie Nix: "Grrrrr.. Argggghhh.. Brains!!  Grrrr.. Arrggghhh.. Bad-ass, Yo!!"

Why yes, Zombie Nix, it is bad-ass!!
It is so bad-ass that it is ba-dass!!




Doh!!
Zombie Nix, you dumped out all the dice!!




You'll have to pick them all up, Zombie Nix!
(even if it did make for an epically cool shot for the end of the blog..)

Nix
(coming soon.. another blog!!)