Your Guide to Gnarly Life

[njfatalcorps]

Like whoa. This'll be a long one. But you should learn a lot. I don't even know where to start...so much...so much love...and hate...and death. Craig is back which rules incredibly. So much horrible, unthinkable and awesome stuff has happened. I'll write about that in a different entry that focuses on that though

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[calic0jack]

OK DUDE.... YOU WENT TO PENNSYLVANIA... WTF!?!?!?!?
You're pardoned, for several reasons: A.) It was a family thing... you had to. B.) You brought death and destruction to the amish people. C.) You made a Doug Funnie reference so Sarah would like you more. So it's ok. I hope you made it through the state with no night mares or anything. Sweet entry dude.

[calic0jack]

Oh, and I hope you slaughtered that fucking cow.

[sublimesas]

"Here, take a picture of me eating this beet so I can put it in LJ and make a Doug reference so that Sarah likes me more!" ~Joe Glassford

haha might be the best thing i've seen all day even though it's only 12:07 i don't think it's going to get much better

I was informed that Sarah Karu and Erica BOTH had dreams of me last nite. That's like not even human. I feel honored though. They're like so incredible. I must seriously be sweet at life for that to happen. I haven't seen either of them in like ten years though. Hopefully we'll hang out one of these days soon.

yeh that's right they were insano and you were drunk like woah funny experience dream wise

haha i read this whole entry pretty much

[martyshaft]

I thought debbie gibson did "eternal flame"?

Good job slaying the amish bro.

[spinningaroundu]

one: pictures rule
two: i live for the bangles

[njfatalcorps]

I dont know marty...I do KNOW the bangles do it, im not sure if deb does a version or anything. Insane song tho