the roof the roof the roof is on fire.

[nkotb]

i went with the mom and dad to pick up the new carpet for the new homestead this afternoon. they were in the front seats of the car going on and on about important parent discussion crap, so i got in between them and turned up the radio and mom puts her palm gently on my forehead and shoves me violently back to the backseat so the parents can get

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[ezrieann]

Tell me the story of "tankass". This has got to be good.

hmmm well

[nkotb]

there's not really a story. tankass is just a word that me and the homeboys use a lot and after my mother got sick of me refering to her as "devil woman" she started calling me tankass to retaliate and then dad picked it up too. so yeah. tankass story.