Adventures with Nick and Mr. Ray.

[nmb86]

Hey y'all. I was recently the target of a scam. Long story short, I wrote the scammer a lovely email

Comments

[sistrgoldnhair]

Lollerskates.

Was it a letter or an email or what? Any chance we can see a copy so we can laugh at his abject idiocy and further savor your triumph?

[nmb86]

lol yeah, here's the first email he sent me

[sistrgoldnhair]

...that's convincing. *snort*

[nmb86]

The feds were alerted by the bank as soon as they found out the check was a fraud. I just mentioned the above so he wouldn't contact me.

Well, first off, this wasn't just sent to me by some random dude. It was originally a job I replied to on craigslist. Second off, some people probably get caught into it because they really, really, really need a job and fall victim because of their wishful thinking, which was me...almost.

[virginia_fell]

The best part of the letter:
P.S. - I google mapped your apartment. It's shitty as hell.

Win, sir.

[nmb86]

thankee :)

[abbakdabba]

I think the cherry on the sundae is that you called him a cocksneeze. That might just be a new favorite word. Cocksneeze.

[dysconnection]

does your shirt say international ham? that's all i can see.

[nmb86]

Bwaha, nah. International Pro-Am, from back in my karate days.