Dispatches from the war against scammers

[nmg]

A new record! Last time I kept them on the line for 37 minutes before pointing out that I knew what they were doing. Result: they phoned me back to insult me.

This time I managed to wind them up enough *within 15 seconds* that they phoned me back to insult me.

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[zotz]

We're not worthy. Really.

[nmg]

If only I could harness my powers for good...

[zotz]

It sounds to me like you are.

Why not continue by telling us what on earth it was you said to them?

[nmg]

I told them what they were going to tell me.

Oh, and then I told them to go and fuck a cow.

[elseware]

I got a 'we have called you because someone in your household had a recent accident' call (robot - push 5) and spent a fun few minutes asking in a scared voice how they found out about my accident.

They hung up on me mid sentence.

Next time I get that one I may go with "Oh thank god! what do I do??? She's bleeding everywhere! It wasn't my fault (she made me do it)"

[nmg]

Awesome. We should really start recording these for totl.