Seeing eye to eye isn't always a good thing

[nminusone]

You know what would really sell? Assless cats. Almost every part of a cat is cute (as long as you're not currently being clawed or bitten), but Cats seems to spend a disproportionate amount of time insisting I stare at  gaze lovingly upon look at the one part that *isn't*. I close my eyes and wait, hoping it will go away. In a minute I open them

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[auzjeweii]

LMAO Now if only cats could do the same. :)

I imagine all sorts of ass removal innovations: correction of lazy asses, removal of ass hats, and mowing services for when your ass is grass.

Great -- now I have Crystal Gayle singing in my head: Don't it make my brown eye, don't it make my brown eye . . .

[malefica_v]

It's universal. Something in their union contract requires a minimum number of hours of arse-flaunting.

There is a solution:
http://twolumps.net/d/20090130.html

May the best cat win!
http://twolumps.net/d/20090522.html

[anotheranon]

MAN, how I hear you. I've tried to tell them that the catbutts aren't their best features, but NOOOOOO....

In all seriousness, they're trying to be friendly - they'd sniff our butts if they could find them :P Blow on the brown eye (from a respectful/non-icky distance) and Cats will think you've sniffed him and hopefully turn around!

[malabar]

Cats with colostomy bags. You know they'd managed to dump them in your lap... or in your bed...