My big outdoors adventure

[nminusone]

Inspired by a lost cat recently found.

+ sooo big
+ new smells
- that aren't mine
+ strange new foods
- that are wily and hard to catch
++ chased bigtail tree rat
- it got away
-- ZOMG rain! *drippy pout*
+ storm drains to explore
-- no comfy beds, sofas or blankies
+ Sekrit cat meetingz
++ with Other Cats
-- with other Other Cats
+ dunno what this is but it kinda smells like food so i'm eatin' it
--- holy crap, badgers dog!
++ escaped
+ i didn't want your dumb dog food anyway
++ neighborhood adventures
- still not king
++ but definitely the prettiest
+++ sneakinz, stalkinz and pouncinz!
- lonely
-- ok, definitely lost now
--- miss my humans
+ found a place to nap for the night
- kids with flashlights found it too
+ they left
- they're back
+++ O HAI, IZ MAI HUMAN!!!
+++ home and foodz and humans and pettinz and naps
++++ never ever ever going outs again ever! EVER!

(later)

O hai? Outs tiem now plz?