Let's play fill in the blank

[nminusone]

"You say $x like that's a bad thing."

Here are a couple to get you started:

$x = "my stalker left me a birthday card";
$x = "took nacho cheese chips and pureed them";

The latter was prompted by this review of America's Next Great Restaurant:
Aimee is next, with SoupZ. She proffers spicy vegetable mix signature soup. The panelists are disgusted!

Comments

[starfyrone]

he threw a couple of good ones in there, my fave:

"it was so tacky it made Spencer’s Gifts look Amish."