Working on my talk about Demeter of the beautiful hair, I am distracted not only by the smell of apple-banana cardamom bread wafting from the basement kitchen, but by the silliness of newspaper adverts.
GATHER 'ROUND THE GOOD STUFF!TM Pizza Hut splashily invites listless readers to indulge in a pizza, get this, with a blend of 3 (because spelling a ( Read more... )

Jisi ot e fap raob gus emm ug no gsoipft:
Vy dinkst zoe den Lioth rithesp forn fockeln nicht?

Zibben er shick po morstucket?

Za' est fickelt koo plaferty, et daher moghannda vich dublacer li compotti, den forsuchtiggern strafhaalerna cra soat michheisernid po nutchska. Aff, aff, mugnanarna ist na polinka nergotz ust ig micheisernitz ( Read more... )

I hallucinated earlier and thought I heard the unmistakable sensual tones of a saxophone piping across the fraternity quad, shadowed by a murmuring, chocolaty bass. What is this? Not the usual sound of Pepsi-commercial ambience assing its way through my windows? I must get my hearing checked. For a moment I considered the likelihood that this ( Read more... )

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I'm going to complain here
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Sometimes age validates things ( Read more... )

The earth's axis has tilted and readjusted in a more opportune orientation--how amazing and wonderful ( Read more... )

So I took the afternoon off so I could take on the job hunting process--something that takes time in Appleton when you are without individual motor transportation. Even Trivia wasn't this exhausting--filling out applications and moving on to the next joint is as tiring as working an entire shift, but instead of at one store, it's split up between ( Read more... )

"Art education is really worth seeing into--really--even if you eat kids. I'm not kidding."

The cafeteria is what makes kids sad ( Read more... )