"That doesn't make you a regular. That just makes you a guy who talks to Chinese people."

[no28]

So today I went downtown to buy a large mirror. They were expensive, so I bought two medium sized mirrors instead. Then I accidentally smashed them on the seat at the bus stop and the bottom of one of them shattered into many (5) pieces. Oh well. I will probably just glue it back together. That's the price you pay for extreme vanity. Oh, and get

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[ladytrbdrf]

Dear Mr. Snuggle Stick,

I bin tink'n 'bow-chu. Where ya bin at, boyh? I gotta, sizzlin', slipry, sly-me, little diddy of a, a, pakige to tell ya 'bowt.
Mizzin' u. 1/2 o' me peed her pants last night. Gez who 'n win a prihz. Gonna go down 'n get me sum employmnt at da TACO BELL. Tay-ko. Tay-ko bell. They make tay-kos dere, doncha know, eh?
Well, bettah be hittin' de o' dusty trale.

Luv'n u.

[thrillfuckers]

Add me?

[no28]

Okay.