SLOB

...Just wow, that's all. :):)

Hey bitches, I know it's been a long time since you've heard from me, so let's get straight to the point. There has been so much going on. I am finally out of high school, thank fucking god. I will be attending the University of Massachusetts Amherst next year... actually in a few months. I've been getting lot's of scholarships and stuff which ( Read more... )

I fucking hate Dick Sakowich more than anyone in the world right now. Way to blow things way out of proportion asshole. Elise, you are totally my accomplise in this one <3.

Yesterday, at Fire and Ice, I burped. A man standing nearby felt it was necessary to approach me and give me a high five. What the fuck is that? Do people not know the norms of society?
That is all.

Anyways
I wrote a review for the "Great American Challenge" the hugest dildo in the world most likely. Ummm. yea it was supposed to be a joke, but I guess they posted it on their website anyways. Check for me. I go by the name DELILAH GEMSTONE.
... no i'm not kidding.

Sit on a big one

Man: Pope? POPE ( Read more... )

I finally got accepted to a college - Northeastern University. How excited am I? Very excited.
I think I'm gonna go there too! 5 years, co-op, here I come :):):). I just have to wait for my financial aid package to make my final decision, but this is where I want to go!

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Ok, so I was thinking today.... [actually me and Kelly Beam had a semi-heated discussion ( Read more... )