META!!! The Secret Life of Severus Snape REVEALED! META!!!!

[no_black_sheep]

Warning! Meta!Crack ensues! Any children dumb enough to click on the link below deserve the lifetime of therapy they'll need.

I am absolutely going to hell...there's room in the handbasket-why don't ya'll join me?

*whistles and waves a handful of paper muggle money.*

Severus? Perhaps now you can explain why . . . There's No Sex in the

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[pinkhairedauror]

I knew it!!

[no_black_sheep]

You know, I hear Dumbledore used to supplement his income the same way.

[pinkhairedauror]

That must have been a loooong time ago Really? How... appropriate odd!

[r_moony]

...you know, that certainly explains that corner in his office he has closed off from everyone else, and the music I heard the other day.

[no_black_sheep]

From what I understand he was the director's first choice for 'Showgirls' but there were scheduling conflicts.

[duel_to_kill]

... Well I don't know why I'm surprised.

[no_black_sheep]

He said he got the idea from you!

[the_iscariot]

. . .

That's it, I'm switching to men.

[no_black_sheep]

That would give a whole new meaning to 'pole dancing' wouldn't it?

xoxoxox

[the_iscariot]

Vile woman... *not smiling...much*