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[no_butseriously]

if you've ever wanted to ask me anything, even anonymously, now is the time. i will answer and i'm not screening comments.

Comments

[steffo]

wanna get hitched?

[no_butseriously]

bascially, yeah.

[roo_vagabond]

where did u go on schooolies it looked pretty.. ps have my baby

[no_butseriously]

great! keppel island (and yeah the exclaimation mark is actually in the name - hilarious!) and i'd be honoured.

[steffo]

REALLY?! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA AHAHAHHA
TOO FUCKIN FUNNY
SHAHAHDHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[underscore_]

you suck.

i mean why do you suck.

[no_butseriously]

i've been taking lessons from this guy nick and he is the maestro of sucking extra hard. i could give you his number if you want? i heard he's a model and loves dancing to usher, or something.

[underscore_]

Yeah what the fuck that guy sounds like a fag. I'd really rather you didnt ever talk about him again and please.

[applejack93]

what is your middle name?
why are you so shit?

[no_butseriously]

my middle name is eliza and when i was little i would tell people it was my first name cause i though taryn was the stupidest name in existence.
i'm so shit becuase you have naked men all over your face. there's clearly a connection.

[anonymous]

how many people have you slept with?

[no_butseriously]

slept with - many. had sex with - zero.