"mary has beocme awfully sluttish- she's started chewing gum"

[no_cannot_have]

yes, ok, i know my grades are bad.
yes, my parents are getting angry at me
and perhaps i am going to end up working at the brothel above the chippie
----BUT

look what i found in my wardrobe when i was looking for shoes!

Comments

[the25thhour]

That's effing sweet.

[downbyseven]

you'll never work in a brothel. You're my wife. for better for worse... with good grades and bad... til death us do part & stuff. You know I'll always be there. (and we're too classy for the brothel so you won't be there, you'll be with me innit)